College Game Day Crowd
The Gentleman’s Guide to College Football Etiquette By – SECfan of our Sister Site;
The College Football Voice.
Proper: To hold up one’s second digit and proclaim you are #1 after winning the BCS Championship Game.
Improper: To hold up one’s finger and declare you are #1 after winning the Meineke Car Care Bowl.
Proper: To attach your teams flags to your car to show your support on game day.
Improper: To show up to sunrise service Easter morning with aforementioned flags still attached.
Proper: To be a young coed and wear cowboy hats, ripped, form-fitting t-shirts, and daisy duke shorts.
Improper: To be a member of AARP wearing a tube top and standing on your own breast.
Proper: To pray for safety for your team’s players and the ability to make good decisions during a game.
Improper: To pray that the star quarterback with Bible versus under his eyes breaks his femur.
Proper: During a game, asking the person next to you to stand up during a break so you can exit to the restroom.
Improper: Urinating on the person next to you.
Proper: Taking a picture with your team’s mascot.
Improper: Taking the opposing team’s mascot.
Proper: Discreetly blowing one’s nose on a kerchief or napkin.
Improper: Picking your nose while you are on the jumbo-tron.
Proper: Asking someone to hold your drink while you urinate in the restroom.
Improper: Asking someone to hold anything else while in the restroom.
Proper: Chanting SEC! SEC! SEC! while observing the Security Exchange Commission bust another billionaire for fraud.
Improper: Chanting SEC any other time.
Proper: Allowing bright young Coeds to visit a potential recruit’s high school for encouragement.
Improper: Dressing them only in whip cream.
Proper: Painting your end zones to reflect your school colors.
Improper: Painting the whole damn field smurf blue.
Proper: Buying a vehicle that compliments your team’s colors so the magnets on game day match.
Improper: Buying that vehicle if you are a Tennessee, Clemson, Texas, or Oregon State fan.
Proper: Shouting encouragement to the university’s dance squad.
Improper: Pointing to any part of your body while shouting the encouragements.
Proper: Upon becoming head coach promising to be loyal until the end.
Improper: Stating you are leaving for another school at the end of that speech.
Crazy College Football Fans
How crazy the UGA University of Georgia fans are!!
Florida Gator Fans goes Crazy after loss to Auburn
A Columbus BW3′s (Ohio State Fans) go crazy after LSU loses in OT